El Chapo… Third Escape?

Only a few days after Mexican authorities captured Mexican Drug Cartel Kingpin Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman and delivered him to the Altiplano maximum security prison in Juarez, which is the same prison he had escaped from July of 2015, Mexican authorities have announced that El Chapo has once again escaped overnight, after security guards could not locate Guzman throughout the entire premises of the prison.


Although El Chapo is A very powerful and intelligent man, new information has revealed that his most recent escape was not another elaborate plan, and virtually required no intelligence. According to sources, Mexican police had accidentally placed El Chapo in the same exact prison cell that he had escaped from back in March, and upon arriving at El Chapo’s cell early Saturday morning, had realized that El Chapo had escaped through the same hole and underground tunnel he had escaped from before. Authorities reportedly forgot to have the hole and tunnel entrance covered and filled with proper construction procedures, and had only covered the tunnel opening with a small Mexican flag rug, which was easily removed.

“We made a mistake” says Altiplano prison guard Esteban Marquez, “We thought the hole had been covered right after he escaped the first time. Turns out it never was and he just easily escaped again”. Authorities also found a note that El Chapo had written and left in his cell before escaping, which read:

“hahahaha,  fucking useless pieces of shit, you forgot to cover the hole”.

“Mexican Drug Lord El Chapo Reportedly Escapes Prison Again.” Hot Global News. N.p., 18 Jan. 2016. Web. 28 Jan. 2016.

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